synecdoche:

there is really nothing in the world i identify with as much as party cat

devilbair:

groverpm:

Looks vaguely familiar.

I got reblogged!

Oh, hi!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT? YOU SMELL LIKE A HEAD OF CABBAGE WENT THROUGH A CAR WASH FULL OF BALL SWEAT AND MARGARITAS. DO YOU HAVE A BLACK EYE?

OH GOD. OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN STAND UP RIGHT. ONLY ONE OF MY LEGS WILL WORK AT A TIME. I THREW UP ON A BUS. THEN I THREW UP IN A MCDONALD’S. THEN I THREW UP IN MY PURSE. I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW AT TWO O’CLOCK!

UNLESS YOUR SHOWER IS HOOKED UP TO A WATER TANK FULL OF BLEACH YOU MIGHT WANT TO RESCHEDULE THAT. 

jeffsmen:

Some Wednesday Bears XX

johndeshyr:

(via beardedcod, nothingrhymeswithorange)

This is incredibly compelling for me.

Man, I wish I had legs like that. And maybe not just the legs.

johndeshyr:

spunked:

Hank, by NM Rosario

Kelsey Grammar: Crawl into something for nine months and come out like this. *Then* you can be cast as Beast.

Oh boy, is this ever true.

Hello World!

I suppose this is actually my first post on here. Just trying this thing out. We’ll see what happens from here.