there is really nothing in the world i identify with as much as party cat
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT? YOU SMELL LIKE A HEAD OF CABBAGE WENT THROUGH A CAR WASH FULL OF BALL SWEAT AND MARGARITAS. DO YOU HAVE A BLACK EYE?
OH GOD. OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN STAND UP RIGHT. ONLY ONE OF MY LEGS WILL WORK AT A TIME. I THREW UP ON A BUS. THEN I THREW UP IN A MCDONALD’S. THEN I THREW UP IN MY PURSE. I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW AT TWO O’CLOCK!
UNLESS YOUR SHOWER IS HOOKED UP TO A WATER TANK FULL OF BLEACH YOU MIGHT WANT TO RESCHEDULE THAT.
Some Wednesday Bears XX
Man, I wish I had legs like that. And maybe not just the legs.
Kelsey Grammar: Crawl into something for nine months and come out like this. *Then* you can be cast as Beast.